Kelci "Eeyore" Harris

also goes by "dolphus."
likes to look at squirrels.
adds in the sound effects for "ms. jackson."
parties like it's 1999.
has really good ideas for opening statements for debates.
Is pretty dang cool. rocks my universe.

And has a not-so-secret desire to have an elevator party. Not even just at TIP, but in random hotels like the Hampton Inn on Sugarloaf [No I don't know why it's named that.] Also, her coolness radiates to others and allows them to develop magical skills like the ability to win one of those drop down grabby thingys at the mall.